- Ms. Texas?
I don’t know what was wrong with the existing uniform, but Nike has just announced Team USA’s new uniform. While this is only speculation, I’m thinking that Nike agreed that Team USA is full of girls, and thus a pageant-style garb would suit them better. Ms. Texas here is certainly proving them right.
- “I know it was you, Ji-Sung. You broke my heart. You broke my heart”
The Drogfather gives his long time EPL foe a strong hug after an exhausing friendly at Loftus Road. Korea Republic solidified their preparations today by winning 2-0, while the Elephants of the Ivory Coast continue to feel the absence of a proper manager. Hiddink is possibly in the pipeline, among others.
GET OUT MY HOUSE
Doesn’t this remind you of Mortal Kombat? If goalkeeper Rene Adler was asian-looking, this could totally be a Liu Kang, Brutality scene. Argentina won this one 1-0 thanks to the ever impressive Gonzalo Higuain.
His form? Perfect.
Is he about to do a cartwheel?? Or is that the beginning stance of his acceleration? Who knows. Peter Crouch is England’s man of the hour with two goals propelling them to victory. Probably unleashed his frustration at losing his Tottenham spot to one Roman Pavlyuchenko.
Who needs Torres?
Valencia’s prolific frontman punishes France. It is difficult to find another footballer in current circulation that is more lethal than El Guaje.
**Disclaimer: None of these pictures are of my own, they are from a variety of outside sources.
The Beautiful Game 
Landon Donovan of Goodison
March 5, 2010 at 1:56 am
This is rather hilarious. And yes, our new kits do bear a striking resemblance to Miss Universe dresses, so thank god Team USA is a collection of pretty men. Can’t say the same for Team Korea buddy. Did Park Ji Sung score?
darreno
March 5, 2010 at 3:38 am
Unfortunately, he did not. It was Lee Dong Guk (former Middlesbrough) and Kwak Tae-Hwi who plays center half in the K-league. Park’s contribution was crucial though, as usual. Thankfully for us, he brings the team together in the midfield.
lars_lorius
March 5, 2010 at 2:39 am
lol Drogfather…cheeky sod.
Bruva from anotha Muva
March 5, 2010 at 3:04 am
Crouchy and Wazza should lead the mighty Lions in South Africa. Carlton Cole a close second. He should get a chance, he has a better first touch than Emile Heskey, and certainly has a better finish. Defoe’s a wank.
John S.
March 5, 2010 at 8:04 am
FULL OF GIRLS??? hahaha we’ll see funny man. However, the liu kang reference is actually pretty funny. Who is that argentian player? Higuain?
darreno
March 5, 2010 at 9:22 am
That would be the great Juan Bastian Veron, the little witch.
People think he is too old to play at this level.
But Maradona considers himself to be higher than people.
Hence, Veron still plays internationally.
Ndunwe Uche Nigeria
March 5, 2010 at 9:40 am
S. KORea play good football and defeated Drogba and my d’ivoire brothers. But Nigeria is now strong again with da new coach Lars Lagerback. We have Fast, Fit playersIt will be a good game in South Africa.