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Über Mario

Four years ago, the world talked about Zuppa Mario when a certain 16 year old nutcase lit up Serie A.

"Hi, my name is Mario, and I'm a psychopath."

When Dortmund’s Shinji Kagawa injured his foot last year, an 18 year old, uncharacteristically pint-sized German stepped in his shoes and made the position his for the rest of the year.In his coming out party against Brazil, he ran the show with much style against an unsuspecting Brazil side. Mario Götze is a name people will hear about much more frequently this year. Watch out for Über Mario in this upcoming Bundesliga, and in the mean time, enjoy this link!

This video is of course made by Alex7Greek, and it is merely a link on my part. No credit whatsoever taken.

 
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Klinsmann is here

US Fans, Klinsmann has landed.

Expectations were kept low, and thankfully so. It was a friendly, it was his first game, and the US camp had three days of practice. As I expected, the game was fairly painful to watch. In general, I was confused about the formation, but that can’t be blamed on the coach entirely. It was a constant, nebulous shift between a 4-4-1-1 and 4-5-1 Flat, and I suspect Donovan’s midfield instincts to drop back too far caused this confusion. But this is understandable. No team can have a 100% understanding of a coach’s formation after three days.

A back four consisting of the experienced (perhaps too much so) Cherundolo and Bocanegra, supplemented by relative newcomers Castillo and Orozco were poor. Where effort was apparent, composure was lacking. A lapse of concentration lead to a situation where Michael “MarsAttacks” Bradley was somehow left to manmark Mexico’s frontman, when by all tactical rules it should have been a defender. Klinsmann expects a certain level of comfort on the ball from his defenders, having inherited the mantra of his German football upbringing. I know he will want his defenders to be able to play the ball out in their own right instead of hoofing it up in panic. This is my own conjecture, take it with whatever amount of salt, but I think he called up US’s latino contingent to play in the back four, as they represent a group that is typically trained from a younger age than their white/african-american teammates who will get serious about soccer during middle school. I don’t think that necessarily worked out, judging by Castillo and Orozco’s fumbling and bumbling, but I have good reason to believe that there is talent in the MLS that can be found to this end.

What troubled me more was the midfield. Predictable passing patterns led to Beckerman and Jermaine Jones spraying the ball out to Jose Torres and Bradley, who then didn’t do anything meaningful with it other than drop it back to Castillo or Cherundolo. A 4-5-1, which the US displayed most, by design works best through an exploitation of the middle – two destroyers having a competent trequartista (if 4-5-1 triangular), or a advanced playmaker (if 4-5-1 Flat) that can receive the ball and is comfortable with locating pass options in three direction: either wing or to the target man. What broke down yesterday was that the Jones and Beckerman, the two defensive mids, saw no such option and either passed to the wing directly or booted it up to Buddle. When the wings received the ball, which was roughly 70% of the time, they had no option but to pass it back into their own half, allowing the Mexicans to press all game.

A breath of fresh air came in the latter stages of the second half with the introductions of Break Shea, Robbie Rogers, and Juan Agudelo. While they are still dreadfully immature in decision making, Juan Agudelo much more so than Brek Shea and Robbie Rodgers, they injected energy into the US squad with their direct style. I firmly believe the US could have taken that game had there been 2 better passing decisions by Juan Agudelo, who seems to suffer from a common disease that dribbling frontmen have. It’s called not-passing-until-you-absolutely-have-no-choice-but-to-itis. Robbie Rodgers stood out to me as someone who made intelligent runs, and while he many not be as high-profile than the other two, he was surprisingly the more mature and tactically aware. It was a downright outrage when he was hauled down by Gerrardo Torrado and the referee inexplicably showed a yellow card rather than a red. In my eyes, he was the best substitute out of the three, with assisting Brek Shea as a very close second. Brek Shea did very well to make an unselfish assist, but he always leaves room for concern with his Berbatov-esque style and general lack of urgency/drive. All too familiar scenes with missed short passes and an inability to recover immediately against the right back continued to bug me.

In any case, overall it was not as bad as I thought, and it certainly was hopeless as it was last month in Pasadena. Change is perhaps what the US needs, and Jurgen Klinsmann is a coach that will strive for attacking football from his players. In six months time, more games under him, and a full squad of America’s finest, we may just see a better US team.

 
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My last tournament before EPL season

South Korea’s U-20 Run was ended last night on penalties 7-6. And what a way to end.

Before the game, I had resigned myself to thinking that we were fucked. Spain were killing in this tournament, 3 straight wins against Costa Rica, Ecuador, and Australia, where they had scored 11 and conceded just 2. Their starting lineup against us:

Sergio Canales (Real Madrid bench)
Oriol Romeu (Chelsea bench)
Jordi Amat (Espanyol starter)
Marc Bartra (Barcelona bench)
Cristian Tello (Barcelona B starter)
Antonio Luna (Sevilla bench)
Hugo Mallo (Celta starter)
Dani Pacheco (Liverpool bench)
Rodrigo Moreno (Benfica bench)
Koke (Athletico Madrid starter)

Against what could be a La Liga team on its own, an assortment of Korean university students put in the best performance by a team representing South Korea that I have seen in recent years. Against professional players of the highest level, our college kids were passing them, dribbling them, faking them, nutmegging them, and I must admit, I could not believe what I was witnessing.

In the end, a young winger missed his penalty kick and Spain won the kicks 7-6. I was fairly upset until I saw the kid collapse like a dying star, bawling uncontrollably, face in both hands. When you see that, its hard to become anything but sympathetic and protective. What was touching was that his teammates from the bench ran over and comforted him in a massive huddle. And then the Spanish team ran over as well.

The poor kid apologized to the nation from his social network website.

What I’ve learned this last 12 months from the myriad of international tournaments, is that we often focus too much on the senior men’s teams, as though they are all that matters. In some ways its true, but its tournaments like the u19’s, the u20s, the women’s world cups, when you actually more genuine passion from the players in contrast to the shenanigans of modern professional footballers. In times where an entire national team will refuse to play the world cup due to infighting, or more shoving and arguing than football in a Champions League game, its refreshing to see the beautiful game played with heart from hungry teams that have no interest in anything but doing their best.

Many thought the Women's World Cup displayed better gameplay

And with that, my last tournament before the new EPL season ended. And I must say, I am satisfied. If we had to be knocked out by a team, it was tournament favorites Spain. And those kids did me mighty proud with that scintillating performance. I think I was able to come to this kind of closure when I read what Marca and AS had named the South Korea U-20 team: “Pesadilla.”

Don't worry young sons of Korea. You are already better than the fucktards that lost to Japan.

 
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